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The Ice Ice Storm The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:22 2007-03-25  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Inspired by the industry standard that true A-List celebrities have their pick of lucrative endorsement deals, the final challenge is to make a commercial. Details
Five Weasly Pieces The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:15 2007-03-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The five remaining cast-mates are rewarded with an exclusive trip to meet the famous Mayor of Las Vegas. Details
Peeping Toms The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:34 2007-03-11  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After a grueling day stuck inside the phone bank, the cast is told they have earned a day to relax poolside. But what they don't know is that this "day off" is actually a competition. Details
Dial M for Mommy The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:19 2007-03-04  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     At this stage in the game 7 players remain. Team A-List and B-List are dissolved leaving each contestant alone in their battle for complete celebrity domination. Details
Pretty Women The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:38 2007-02-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Another day and another treat for the A-listers as they attend a gourmet lunch at Spago with their host Robin Leach while the B-listers nosh at a Hofbrau house drinking beer and doing the Chicken Dance. Details
V for Variety The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:26 2007-02-11  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     A-Lister treats continue as that team is whisked off for a day of pampering while the B-Listers are left behind with a "tonal masseur." Details
The Chyna Doll Syndrome The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:26 2007-01-28  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The A-List team continues to get top drawer treatment as celebrity chef Todd English arrives at their doorstop to prepare an exquisite meal for them as the less fortunate B-List is 'treated' to a hot dog cart in the driveway. Details
Down and Out On the B-List The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:25 2007-01-21  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     As the dreaded B-List swells to four members, the chasm between the two teams widens as the A-List continues to receive preferential treatment. This time it's a lovely day on the tennis court with fine tennis wear, private lessons, and a champagne brunch. Details
Sex, Size, and Videotape The Surreal Life: Fame Games 43:26 2007-01-14  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The clear division between the "A" and "B" List becomes apparent as the A-listers receive star pampering at a Las Vegas show while the B's, stuck in their digs, get a less-than-stellar visit from "Marshmallow The Clown." Details
Welcome to Celebrity Island The Surreal Life: Fame Games 44:02 2007-01-07  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     They're baaaaaaack! But not in the way one might have expected. Ten of the most notable celebrities from the first six seasons of The Surreal Life have gathered together at a beautiful mansion in Las Vegas, Nevada to have their skills and notoriety put to teh test. Details
The Last Straw The Surreal Life, Season 5 41:21 2005-11-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The final morning starts off with an unexpected apology in the bathroom from Omarosa to Janice; "Do you forgive me?" Janice responds with a curt "Yes," and the two women hug. The rest of the gang still worry about the Omarosa/Janice rivalry; Caprice thinks Janice is spreading too much "negativity" around the house, while Pepa feels Omarosa should not have accused Janice of being a poor mother. And when Janice asks for an apology at the last dinner in-front of the rest of the cast, Omarosa flat out refuses. Saying she stands behind what she said about Janice's wild antics and her questionable skills as a mother, stating, "You need help, Janice. I can't lie." And the battle of the century begins. Who will win? Is the rest of the cast combat ready? And will the house still be standing in the light of day? Details
Dirty Laundry, Pt. 2 The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:15 2005-10-02  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     It's part two of DIRTY LAUNDRY on THE SURREAL LIFE... and we have a lot of washing to do! Sally also accuses Omarosa of trying to manipulate the show by informing her fellow cast on how Dirty Laundry works. The rest of the cast sits in terror waiting for the other shoe to drop. As far as the knife incident goes, Omarosa says she really feared for her safety. "B******t!" yells Janice. "You always blame the someone else when you come off looking bad!" Omarosa snaps back by calling Janice a nutcase. "And you're a fake b***ch!" screams Janice. But the highfalutin Apprentice star remains cool and defends herself; claiming that she's not two-faced -- "I'm acting for the reality show. See, I have an agenda -- I'm researching reality TV!" The cast and audience look shocked! Details
Dirty Laundry, Pt. 1 The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:41 2005-09-25  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Still reeling from last night's drama, the cast goes about their morning rituals, while Omarosa and Janice manage to keep away from each other. But Omarosa continues to rag on Janice to the others; "She was a problem on America's Top Model. Tyra Banks hates her!" In order to break the tension the cast spend the day on the golf course only to have the day "ruined" by Janice's wild child antics. The cast returns to the mansion, only to discover that today is Dirty Laundry day! Once again the living room has been transformed into a stage, complete with a live audience, and the Surreal Lifers will be guests on a "talk show" with Sally Jessy Raphael! Caprice says she's really nervous. Bronson echoes her concerns; "It sounds like a gladiator crowd out there!" Sally challenges the cast to come clean and admit, who is being real and who is being fake. Has Omarosa finally been called on her reality 101 acting skills? Details
The Knife Incident, Pt. 2 The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:39 2005-09-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     As Omarosa packs to leave the house, Janice defends her actions, saying it was a joke and Omarosa is faking it again and trying to get camera time. At dinner Janice reveals a dark secret about her relationship with her father, but Omarosa walks in on the end of the conversation and misunderstands what Janice is talking about. Omarosa tells Janice her kids must be damaged to have such a bad mother and the battle lines are drawn between the two divas as Janice storms away. Bronson finds an upset Janice in the phone room. and watches as this tough, hardened supermodel suddenly breaks down and recounts horrible, excruciating details about her abusive childhood. This proves too much to handle emotionally for Bronson; he breaks down too. Meanwhile, ice queen Omarosa continues to insist that Janice is out of her mind! Details
The Knife Incident, Pt. 1 The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:42 2005-09-11  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The Surreal Lifers learn that today is Press Day - reporters and photographers from various media will be visiting the mansion for interviews and photo shoots. Janice and Omarosa butt heads immediately and often in-front of the press. Janice's son and Omarosa's mother visit the house, defusing the tension for a short period. Then it's time for their Dysfunctional-Family portait, Janice is asked to pose with a knife near Omarosa, who freaks out! Caprice and Pepa admit that it was a bad scene, but no one gets as melodramatic about it as Omarosa; she starts calling her agents and attorneys, crying lawsuit and threatening to leave the show. Bronson, Caprice and Pepa agree that Janice is wild and unpredictable, but beseech Omarosa to stay. "We're family! You can't leave!" It's The Apprentice vs. The Supermodel in the ultimate battle of the Reality Divas! Who will survive? Details
Voted Out of Vegas The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:14 2005-09-04  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     For their second eventful day in swinging Las Vegas, the celebs participate in a SURVIVOR-style pool game called the "Vegas Castaway Challenge," hosted by TIM STACK playing a poor man's Jeff Probst! But this competition is serious business, because before the day is done, one of the Surreal cast members will be voted out of Las Vegas! Whoever wins the game will have immunity from being "casted out". So everyone's gotta swim, rub, drink and kiss their hearts out! And not to be outdone by Janice, Omarosa makes a play for Jose. Later, while the loser drives alone back from Vegas, the rest of the cast relaxes on their rock star bus and Bronson tries to push the sexual boundaries with one of his cast mates. Details
Vegas Dead Ringers The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:43 2005-08-21  $1.99  See Preview/Download
      Today the cast learns they're taking an overnight trip to the City Of Sin! Omarosa talks from the moment the rock star bus pulls away from the Surreal Life Mansion till the celebs arrive at The Strip, but they are disappointed when they're driven right past the casinos. Then they learn they'll be playing a high-stakes game of softball! The winners will be treated to a special "V.I.P. package" that includes a stay at The Palms, in-room massages, and $5000 for gambling. But our heroes aren't playing against just any team - they're squaring off against celebrity look-alikes! It's Jose Canseco vs. Jose Canseco? And later, Janice makes a move on Jose. Wait, which Jose? Details
Moto-Crossdressers The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:41 2005-08-14  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The Surreal Lifers awake to what they hope will be a laid back day. Jose appreciates the finer points of a bikini-clad Caprice and even offers advice on how she can improve her model-perfect body. Details
Backyard Makeover Surreal Edition The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:30 2005-07-31  $1.99  See Preview/Download
      The cast heads off to a Battered Women's Shelter to build a new backyard. Janice makes it clear that the only heavy lifting Supermodels do is with their lip-gloss applicator. Chaos overcomes the Cast as bossy Foreman Omarosa doesn't seem to have a clue. Then, Jose decides it would be easier to just write a check and hire someone else to complete the project. When Carey offers to take over foreman duties for Omarosa to keep things rolling, Omarosa gets defensive and says he's getting bossy. Carey says he just wants to get the job done. Omarosa finally relents and reluctantly allows Carey to lead. Janice, meanwhile, re-applies her make-up. will they ever finish by 5:00 p.m.? Details
Take It Off The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:30 2005-07-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The Surreal Lifers learn that today they're putting on a burlesque show at a Hollywood Night-club! Jose jumps right in and even takes time to alter his costume to meet his specifications for his big show-stopping number. While, Miss Been-Around-The-Block-And-Seen-Everything Janice Dickenson takes a prudish attitude toward the whole scene; "I can't do this. I'm a PTA mom!" She threatens to leave the show again, leaving the rest of her team scrambling to either alter their routine or lose the competition. Finally, a heroic Pepa takes Janice aside and convinces her just in time to stick with it.It's showtime! Bronson steps out onstage and improvs some appropriately off-color jokes, then intros the first act: "America The Booty-ful." The crowd cheers and applauds -- perhaps out of shock and terror -- at the sight of a hulking Jose Conseco dressed as an ersatz George Washington. Details
Sunshine Strikers The Surreal Life, Season 5 21:29 2005-07-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Omarosa and Bronson start an all day tiff based on Bronson's belief that she is one of the fakest people he has ever met. Jose recruits the cast to assist him with his book signing. He impresses his roommates with the way he handles some inappropriate fans and Janice deems him worthy of her attention. And later, the cast learns they will bowl for charity but are unprepared for the talents of the Sunshine Strikers. The cast discovers it will be playing against a professional bowling team of Special Ed. young adults -- and just to make things more interesting, the winning team will be rewarded with a pizza party, while the losers will be stuck cleaning bowling shoes! Janice crosses the line over and over again, revealing her wild child side to the rest of the cast and the Sunshine Strikers prove to be formidable opponents. Details
No Way, It's Jose The Surreal Life, Season 5 43:46 2005-07-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Andy Dick, Surreal Life Security, greets the cast and conducts a security check on each person before allowing them entrance into the house. Andy breaks from the pressure and quits before the last cast member is revealed. Six cast members have arrived and wonder who number seven will be. The Surreal Times reveals that Jose Canseco will be the 7th cast member and has a long wrap sheet including domestic violence and aggravated assault charges. Details
Reunion Show The Surreal Life, Season 4 43:19 2005-05-15  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The season 4 cast -- Marcus, Adrianne, Chris, Da Brat, Jane, Chynda Doll, and Verne -- reunite for a look back at their Surreal experience. Sally Jesse is on hand, fielding questions from audience members, and grilling the cast members about their most notorious TV moments. Details
Get Out!! The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:32 2005-04-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The last day in the house has arrived. Friendships have been made and tested. But questions still remain. Are Chris and Adrianne for real? Will Jane and Da Brat mend their relationship? Will Chyna Doll wear Marcus down and come between him and his Calvins? These questions hang in the air as the cast begins their farewell dinner, which quickly turns into a meal fueled by drink and strong emotion. Brat and Jane fight and make nice, but it's not clear if it's for real. Chris and Adrianne get frisky and naked. And the house gets trashed. In the morning, they say their final good-byes and leave the house, changed forever... Details
Burning Questions The Surreal Life, Season 4 43:26 2005-04-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     This special episode of Surreal Life 4 attempts to answer the top 5 burning questions on everyone's mind about our most current cast including a few lost moments hosted by Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry. Chris and Adrianne guide us as we ask questions about Chyna Doll's gender, Brat's brutal honesty, Verne's perviness, Adrianne's seduction methods, and the cast's party habits in general. Plus, just for kicks, how about another infamous peeing moment you never saw starring the one and only Verne Troyer and a sneak peek at the mayhem that ensues on the final episode? Details
Dirty Laundry The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:40 2005-04-03  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After an afternoon trip to the racetrack, where Chyna Doll experiences her own version of Pretty Woman with Marcus, the cast members return to the house only to discover they've walked into the set of DIRTY LAUNDRY. Predictably, issues are aired, such as the relationship between Chris and Adrianne, Da Brat's contentious relationship with washed up celebrities, and the Chyna Doll/Sean debacle. Ultimately, the biggest casualty of the night is the relationship between a hurt Jane and an unrepentant Brat, who refuses to equivocate on her view that Jane is a has-been. Details
Seven Celebrities of Death, Pt. 2 The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:39 2005-03-27  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     At the movie set, Jane struggles to bring her vision to the silver screen, confronting slow-moving actors, technical problems and a mini-mutiny in which Jane learns the harsh reality imposed by the clock. Fighting back a meltdown, the cast members pull it together, manage to do their stunts, say their lines, and get the project in the can. Later, we see the film, and Speilberg better watch his back! Details
Seven Celebrities of Death, Pt. 1 The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:42 2005-03-06  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The cast members discover that they've got 24 hours to prepare for shooting a Kung Fu epic entitled Seven Celebrities Of Death. As neophyte director Jane struggles to keep it together, they team is suddenly interrupted by a surprise visit from Chyna Doll's boyfriend Sean, who refuses to leave the house without Chyna Doll and threatens to grind the whole Surreal experience to a halt. Details
I'm With Cupid The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:37 2005-02-20  $1.99  See Preview/Download
      Chris and Adrianne have a heart-to-heart, where Chris questions Adrianne's motives and it seems their relationship is doomed even before it begins. But that night, the cast finds themselves confronted by Cupid (a diaper-wearing Ron Jeremy), who leads them all on a collective date night that results in spanking, splashing, spewing, and surreal silliness, all while we wonder if Chris and Adrianne would rather be with their dates, or each other... Details
Celebrity Pitch Fest The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:42 2005-02-13  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Adrianne continues to lust after a somewhat reserved Chris. Then, the cast heads to VH1, where they pitch their hearts out for a network development deal -- giving us the chance to meet the mysterious Missy and watch as she and Chyna Doll pitch their "Man-Eaters" concept to a befuddled executive panel. Adrianne and Chyna Doll wrestle and Chris confronts Adrianne's outrageous behavior. Details
Three Crushes The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:41 2005-01-30  $1.99  See Preview/Download
      The cast returns from camping and discovers the mansion has been turned into a spa -- albeit one run by a man with a questionable approach to issues of personal space. After they've had their chakras stroked, everyone, except Verne, decides to celebrate Chris's birthday with an impromptu visit to a strip club. And, in a surprise late night revelation, Adrianne spills the beans to Brat about her crush on Mr. Brady. Will he reciprocate? Details
Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My! The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:41 2005-01-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     The cast heads into the wilderness, where they learn about horses, branding calves, and pooping in the woods. Verne continues being surly, but the others begin seeing another side of his grouchy behavior. Jane discovers that life on the ranch is more than hot cowboys and horse back riding when she is confronted with branding a calf. And Chyna-Doll stuns the cast with a shocking personal revelation. Details
The Kids Are All Wrong The Surreal Life, Season 4 21:42 2005-01-16  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Verne faces the fact that he shouldn't drink, scooter, and pee. Then, the cast confronts a pack of hyperactive rug rats who threaten to burn the mansion to the ground. Adrianne puts on her very own pity party when she feels that she is doing more work than everyone else. Verne is constantly beaten up by the kids and by the end of the day the house looks like a tornado blew through. After an exhausted cast goes to bed, Hurricane Chyna Doll hits. Details
The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!... The Surreal Life, Season 4 43:41 2005-01-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     A checker cab driven by reality TV ├╝ber-fan Kathy Griffin picks up each of the housemates and drops them off at the house. Chyna Doll runs amok, stealing, moving things, thigh-mastering and generally causing chaos. Da Brat's afraid of being in the house with has-beens. Chris tries to maintain the peace when Verne tells Chyna Doll that her private room is his ("It's in my contract"), and the others wonder what it is they've gotten themselves into. Once the room conflict's resolved, the cast gathers for "Dinner on Adrianne," which will forever change the way the cast feels about sushi, particularly Verne, who shows a big "perve" can be in a small package. Later, Jane and Adrianne go skinny dipping, while Verne drinks too much and passes out. Chris, the new father to this wacky quasi-family, carries Verne to bed, only to get a bizarre "nose-job" from the soused dwarf. Details

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