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Prostitutes and Gelato Two and a Half Men, Season 4 20:36 2007-05-14  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy (Robert Wagner - "Hart to Hart"), invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet. Mike Connors ("Mannix") guest stars as Hugo. Details
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:49 2007-05-07  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, Fernando (Grammy Award-winning recording artist Enrique Iglesias), who is working on Charlie's house. Details
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:02 2007-04-30  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish Department of Motor Vehicles office. Series star Jon Cryer made his directorial debut with the episode. Joel Murray ("Dharma & Greg") guest stars as Petey. Details
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:02 2007-04-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Greg (Matt Roth), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan. Details
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:46 2007-04-16  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) sister, Myra (recurring guest star Judy Greer). Besides Judith's disapproval of the relationship, Charlie gets a surprise from Myra after admitting that he truly likes her. Details
Smooth As a Ken Doll Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:05 2007-04-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     As Judith and Herb's (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, Myra (recurring guest star Judy Greer - "Arrested Development"). But Charlie's flirtation does not please Judith, who orders Alan to make Charlie stop pursuing Myra. Details
It Never Rains In Hooterville Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:49 2007-03-19  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes that his son is almost grown up. He makes a last-minute attempt at father-son bonding, wanting to make the most of what little childhood Jake has left. Meanwhile, Kandi embarks on a new career as an actress. Details
I Merely Slept With a Commie Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:03 2007-02-26  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks. The guys then discover that, instead of trying to be more pleasant to the people she knows, Evelyn has brought together a whole new group of "friends," including two men and a cute boy who seem suspiciously like adoring versions of Charlie, Alan and Jake. Details
Young People Have Phlegm Too Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:40 2007-02-19  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend. But when they arrive, Charlie and Alan are mortified to learn that the partygoers consider them old. Details
My Damn Stalker Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:02 2007-02-12  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Rose announces that she is moving to London permanently, Charlie doesn't listen at first. But he eventually realizes that he must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating--with unforeseen results. Details
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:59 2007-02-05  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After getting to know Danielle (BROOKE SHIELDS - "Nip/Tuck," "Suddenly Susan"), the guys' hot new neighbor, Charlie discovers that she shares some common interests with Alan and proceeds--with ulterior motives--to set them up. Details
Don't Worry Speed Racer Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:33 2007-01-22  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and her fiancé, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles), having sex, and he formulates a theory as to why his mom constantly gives Herb directions in bed. Details
Castrating Sheep In Montana Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:54 2007-01-08  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), Alan expects trouble. But Berta's reaction is surprising--and much worse--than Alan could have imagined. Details
Walnuts and Demerol Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:17 2006-12-11  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve alone with his date, his friends and family keep dropping in--and staying--until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned, unwanted holiday party. Details
Kissing Abe Lincoln Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:56 2006-11-27  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star Katherine LaNasa and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line. Details
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:33 2006-11-20  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     During a double date, Charlie becomes annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money and promising to pay the tab "next time." When Alan leaves Charlie with the check after dinner, Charlie tries to beat him at his own game. Details
Release the Dogs Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:00 2006-11-13  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Unable to sleep, Alan takes Charlie's suggestion and goes for a jog on the beach. After his run takes a disastrous turn, Alan turns to a psychiatrist in the hope that discovering the source of his insomnia will help alleviate it. Details
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:30 2006-11-06  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star Sara Rue), pregnant, she forces Charlie to come with her. Meanwhile, Naomi helps Berta with the housework. And Alan reveals an unusual fetish. Details
Apologies for the Frivolity Two and a Half Men, Season 4 20:48 2006-10-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Although Charlie doesn't get along with his sharp-tongued, passive- aggressive mother, he is strangely attracted to Lydia (recurring guest star Katherine LaNasa - "Justice"), a blonde high-end real estate agent--which is exactly what his mother is. Details
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:20 2006-10-16  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries her new fiancé, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles - "The Drew Carey Show"). Details
A Pot-Smokin' Monkey Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:07 2006-10-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car. Details
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Two and a Half Men, Season 4 21:49 2006-10-02  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl--with disastrous results. Later, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan that when Charlie's life was hanging in the balance, the guys' deceased father appeared to him and made a request that Charlie is reluctant to fulfill. Details
Who Is This Vod Kanockers? Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:02 2006-09-25  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan feels guilty when Charlie finally tells him why he broke up with Mia. The truth is that Charlie and Mia didn't get married because she had wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Details
Working for Caligula Two and a Half Men, Season 4 22:02 2006-09-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. But his casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), and Alan's son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones), came to stay with him. Details
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:56 2006-05-22  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes some interesting plans of her own. There is also the question of where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married. Details
Arguments for the Quickie Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2006-05-15  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave as if he were no longer attracted to her. Details
Just Once With Aunt Sophie Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:01 2006-05-08  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had taught him. Details
And the Plot Moistens Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:48 2006-05-01  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake's teacher, Francine (Julia Campbell), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his airhead girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star April Bowlby), Alan falls for Francine--in a platonic way. Details
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:44 2006-04-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star April Bowlby) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith, who brainwashed her against him. At Mandi's urging, Alan goes to Judith's place to try to win Kandi back. Details
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:01 2006-04-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Kandi (recurring guest star April Bowlby) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie, however, when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door. Details
The Spit-Covered Cobbler Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:54 2006-03-20  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star April Bowlby). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her. Charlie warns him to break up with her, but Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay alimony to Judith, forcing Charlie to cover for him. Details
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:44 2006-03-13  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (Jon Lovitz - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support--but then they get to know Archie. Details
Ergo, the Booty Call Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2006-03-06  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star April Bowlby), to Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie. Details
My Tongue Is Meat Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:03 2006-02-27  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly. Details
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2006-02-06  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including Charlie's oversexed ex-girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star April Bowlby), and Mia's parents. Details
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2006-01-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. Details
That Special Tug Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:01 2006-01-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Details
Santa's Village of the Damned Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:03 2005-12-19  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her, fearing the loss of her fabulous meals. Details
Something Salty and Twisted Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2005-11-28  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. Details
Madame and Her Special Friend Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:56 2005-11-21  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner Cloris Leachman - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan. Details
That Voodoo That I Do Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:55 2005-11-14  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him. Details
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:00 2005-11-07  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden Globe and Emmy Award winner Martin Sheen - "The West Wing"), who demands to know Charlie's intentions towards Rose. Details
Hi, Mr. Horned One Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:55 2005-10-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie is unfazed by Alan's warnings until Isabella threatens to put a curse on his manhood. Details
We Called It Mr. Pinky Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:55 2005-10-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother. Details
Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2005-10-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right to allow Berta to stay with them. Hurt by Charlie's reaction, Alan decides that he and Jake need to move into their own place. Details
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:01 2005-10-03  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything in his power--including trying to distract Alan with beautiful women (Former Playboy Playmates Sandy and Mandy Bentley)--to keep the two apart. Details
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Two and a Half Men, Season 3 22:02 2005-09-26  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond. Details
Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts Two and a Half Men, Season 3 21:59 2005-09-19  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones), came to stay with him a couple of years ago. Details
Does This Smell Funny to You? Two and a Half Men, Season 2 20:38 2005-05-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie (Karen Trella), without realizing she's married to an elderly man, Norman (Orson Bean - "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman"). At school, Jake is required to give a report to his fifth-grade class about his weekend. Details
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Two and a Half Men, Season 2 20:49 2005-05-16  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night. Concerned that Evelyn will destroy Jake's life the way she destroyed theirs, Alan and Charlie grudgingly take a resentful Jake to Evelyn's home and quickly flee to Charlie's favorite bar. Details
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:29 2005-05-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right when she coerces Alan to go on a double date with Trudy (Chloe Webb - "China Beach," "Sid and Nancy")--whose father Evelyn wants as a boyfriend. Details
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Two and a Half Men, Season 2 20:58 2005-05-02  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died. Although pleased that Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her, she's furious to hear that he had stayed in contact with Harry over the years. Details
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:44 2005-04-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes she bought Jake. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Rose--with her questionable background in behavioral psychology--tries to help the two brothers sort out their feelings. Details
A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:34 2005-03-21  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri (recurring guest star Jeri Ryan - "Boston Public"), a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty, so Charlie encourages Alan to ignore his memories of teenage rejection and ask her on a date. Details
It Was 'Mame', Mom Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:32 2005-03-07  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric (David Starzyk), the gay owner of an advertising agency, will continue to give Charlie more jingles to write. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric. Details
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:35 2005-02-21  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him. After Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a beautiful female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge (Alicia Coppola - "Bull"), has replaced him. Meanwhile, Berta teaches Jake a lesson. Details
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:36 2005-02-14  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service. Burdened with this last-minute misfortune, he's forced to leave Jake in Charlie's irresponsible hands and hopes that his brother can get Jake to school. Details
Smell the Umbrella Stand Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:34 2005-02-07  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him. After Alan packs numerous suitcases, and the guys are ready to leave, Jake becomes physically ill. Details
Those Big Pink Things With Coconut Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:32 2005-01-31  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. When Charlie and Alan receive news that Evelyn is in the hospital, they realize it's a ploy for her to get back into their lives. Details
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) Two and a Half Men, Season 2 20:51 2005-01-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure. After a few days, Charlie and Jake can no longer bear Judith's presence, and though he pretends otherwise, Alan is jealous when Judith goes on a date with another man. Details
A Lungful of Alan Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:34 2005-01-03  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jamie (Paget Brewster - "Huff," "Friends"), Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers, but when the two brothers see how attractive she is now, they both vie for her affections. However, Jamie has a plan of her own. Details
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:45 2004-12-13  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - "Nash Bridges"), with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering. Later, Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting. Details
The Salmon Under My Sweater Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:30 2004-11-29  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favorite comics, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help. Meanwhile, Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect. Details
Yes, Monsignor Two and a Half Men, Season 2 22:14 2004-11-22  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie encounters Lisa (recurring guest star Denise Richards, series star Charlie Sheen's real-life wife), the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out, even though there's now a new wrinkle in their potential relationship--a baby (played by Sheen and Richards' daughter, Sam, in her first screen appearance). Details
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:29 2004-11-15  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy (Kelley West), a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed. Charlie is happy that his brother is getting to experience the kind of sex life he's always enjoyed, but he's not thrilled to take responsibility for Jake while Alan has his every fantasy fulfilled. When Alan starts thinking he loves this woman, Charlie realizes he must take action. Details
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:31 2004-11-08  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party to celebrate her real estate achievements. Berta suggests they hire her sister, Daisy (Camryn Manheim - "The Practice"), who owns a catering company. Details
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:32 2004-10-25  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place. He finally admits to Charlie his theory that maybe there is a "Bad Alan"--an evil side of him that stole the toy--which the good side of him works daily to suppress. Details
Bad News from the Clinic? Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:30 2004-10-18  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie dates a woman, Sherri (Jeri Ryan - "Boston Public," "Star Trek: Voyager"), who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill some discipline in Jake to improve his son's homework habits. Details
Go Get Mommy's Bra Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:41 2004-10-11  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches his 11-year-old son how to drive a car. But when Judith's boyfriend ends the relationship, Jake becomes furious at his mother. Now it's Judith's turn to feel inadequate, and Alan does something he may regret. Details
A Bag Full of Jawea Two and a Half Men, Season 2 20:24 2004-10-04  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak (Missi Pyle - "Bringing Down the House"), practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. When Jake refuses to go to school the next day, Charlie agrees to end the relationship with Miss Pasternak. Unfortunately, she gets upset, and Charlie and Jake both suffer. Details
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:34 2004-09-27  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce. However, Judith does not remember the keepsake, and more importantly she has an attentive new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles - "The Drew Carey Show," "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"), who is Jake's pediatrician. Details
Back Off Mary Poppins Two and a Half Men, Season 2 21:15 2004-09-20  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him. Details
Can You Feel My Finger? Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:36 2004-05-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some s***m in case Charlie changes his mind about having children, but things don't go quite as planned. Details
Just Like Buffalo Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:14 2004-05-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlie's place. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back. Details
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:51 2004-05-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution to Alan's recurring problem. Details
No Sniffing, No Wowing Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:22 2004-05-03  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship. Details
Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:15 2004-04-19  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat, Charlie offers a jam session and Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell) just thinks the kid is constipated. Details
I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remembe... Two and a Half Men, Season 1 19:08 2004-03-22  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz (Teri Hatcher - "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," "Tomorrow Never Dies"), plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. Details
An Old Flame With a New Wick Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:13 2004-03-01  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill (Chris O'Donnell - "Batman & Robin"), wants to be Charlie's friend. Initially disturbed by the sex change revelation, Charlie relents and befriends Bill. Details
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:00 2004-02-23  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. Details
That Was Saliva, Alan Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:32 2004-02-16  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Frankie (recurring guest star Jenna Elfman), the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie (recurring guest star Juliette Goglia). Details
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:25 2004-02-09  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star Jenna Elfman - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action"), a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her. Details
I Can't Afford Hyenas Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:45 2004-02-02  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan (Richard Lewis), is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries. Details
Sarah Like Puny Alan Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:52 2004-01-12  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. Details
Camel Filters and Pheremones Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:53 2004-01-05  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence (Megan Fox), to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well. Details
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Two and a Half Men, Season 1 20:23 2003-12-15  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool. Details
Merry Thanksgiving Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:03 2003-11-24  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards - "Scary Movie 3," "Undercover Brother"), is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. Details
Phase One, Complete Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:09 2003-11-17  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy (Myndy Crist), but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it. But when Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns an important lesson. Details
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Two and a Half Men, Season 1 19:15 2003-11-10  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle. Details
If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:40 2003-11-03  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy (Kristin Dattilo) frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women. Details
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monke... Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:05 2003-10-27  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan. Details
Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Two and a Half Men, Season 1 18:51 2003-10-20  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally. Details
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Go... Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:33 2003-10-13  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for a nice dinner with her parents. Rock star Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith does a voice-over as himself. Details
Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hel... Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:30 2003-10-06  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (Darryl Sivad), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy. Details
Big Flappy Bastards Two and a Half Men, Season 1 21:45 2003-09-29  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. Details
Pilot Two and a Half Men, Season 1 22:53 2003-09-22  $1.99  See Preview/Download
     Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones). Details

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